You Know You`ve Been Hacking Too Long When...

• You read a moronic letter in a magazine, then spend a good 30 seconds wondering which key to hit so you can follow up with a flame that just popped into your head.

• You see the root beer at the grocery store as "Hi Res" instead of Hires.

• You feel the need to "download a pineapple/canadian bacon pizza".

• You think k.d.lang is a newsgroup

• You are watching a boring show on tv & wonder why the screen saver hadn`t kicked in.

• You misspelled something with a pen and your first thought was to hit delete.

• You get in the elevator on your way home, pound on the button for your office floor, and wonder why the elevator won`t toggle your location.

• Someone leaves a Post-It note on your screen, and after reading the note you click on the window beneath it to bring it to the foreground.

• You think "I wonder if my letter (snail mail) has reached its destination yet?" "Yes, it must have otherwise it would have bounced..."

• You comment your assembler code in C.

• You panic when someone says "The Sun`s just gone down"

• You write down some code during an exam, stare at the page, and think "I wonder why the compiler`s taking so long...".

• You sit down with friends at the cafeteria and say "re." (for IRC-literates only)

• You walk into a used bookstore, ask if they have any books about UNIX and wonder why they`re giving you funny looks.

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