You Know You've Been on the Computer Too Long When...

• When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".

• When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.

• When your wife says "If you don't turn off that darn machine and come to bed, then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for for omitting the else clause.

• When you are reading a book and look for the space bar to get to the next page.

• When you look for your car keys using: "grep keys /dev/pockets"

• When you look for your homework using: "grep homework /dev/backpack"

• When after fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up the phone and start dialing an IP number.

• When you get in the elevator and double-press the button for the floor you want.

• When not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your {network address} faster than your postal one.

• When you go to balance your checkbook and discover that you're doing the math in octal.

• When you dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors.

• You're writing a homework assignment, and get the end of the line in the middle of a sentence, tack on a '\', and continue writing on the next line.

• You try to sleep, and think ... "telnet xxx.dreams.heaven"

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