How many Internetters does it take to change a light bulb?


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How many Internetters does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: 435,235

1 to change the bulb

4 to tell him he should have done it differently

365 to point out spelling/grammar errors in first 5 posts

1834 to flame the spell checkers

4598 to correct spelling in spelling flames

6785 to say please move to alt.spelling.lite.bulb

15,467 to say stop cross posting to soc.women and alt.rape.all.men.are.scum, alt.adoption,
and s.a.a.(m)

23,456 to endlessly debate which method is superior

236,789 to concatenate all articles to date, then quote them, only to say, "Me Too"

106,345 to quote the "Me Toos" to say, "Me Three"

1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup

89,345 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion was meant for, leave it here

10,584 votes for alt.lite.bulb

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