Why Hell is better than Windows Software Development

 
        Hell                             Windows Development
 ===================                     ===================
 
                                 - 10 -
 
 It never ends.                          You think you're almost done,
                                         but you never really finish.
 
                                 - 9 -
 
 You burn forever, but are not           Each update introduces new
 consumed.                               and improved tortures, which
                                         slowly consume you.
 
                                 - 8 -
 
 Your fate is in the hands of            Your fate is in the hands of
 Satan, Prince of Darkness.              Gates, Prince of Incompatibility.
 
                                 - 7 -
 
 Satan gives you something you           Gates makes you buy Windows 95.
 want in return for being damned.
 
                                 - 6 -
 
 It is avoidable; an attractive,         Resistance is futile.  All the
 widely-marketed alternative is          alternatives are damned or doomed.
 available.
 
                                 - 5 -
 
 It is free.                             You pay, and pay, and pay just
                                         to stay in the game.
 
                                 - 4 -
 
 Satan was once an angel.                Gates started by writing a BASIC
                                         interpreter.
 
                                 - 3 -
 
 Hell has no Windows.                    Microsoft does.
 
                                 - 2 -
 
 You only pass the Gates of Hell         The Gates of Microsoft keeps
 one time.                               popping up everywhere you
                                         look.
 
                             AND NUMBER ONE:
 
 Satan genuinely believes in the         Gates just does it for the money.
 triumph of Evil.

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