How to Make a Fool of Yourself in a Newsgroup

1.  Post a reply, then another, then 10, 20 30 or more to the same
     Thread. Start with a 10 or 20 line reply that ballons to 50
     lines, then 100, then several hundred! 

2.  Continue to play 'I can do you one better' because you're
     really into serious ego stroking and are afraid to let the 
     other guy have the last word.

3.  Pretend you know what you're talking about, when it's
     obvious to everyone else you don't.

4.  Keep the Thread going way beyond the point anyone
     other than yourself and the grunt your arguing with cares.

5.  Drift further and further off the topic to the point neither
     of you have a clue what the original post was about in
     the first place.

6.  Engage in mindless insults. Use multi-sylbal words to try
     and impress the other guy, after you looked them up in
     a dictionary and then used them improperly or inappropriately.

7. Continue to re post every half-witted argument you tried
    to make along with most of the other guy's crap, while neither of
    you have enough common sense to quit posting. Period.

8  Force everyone else that follows the group to download
    your headers and waste their time or to have to bother to put you
   clowns in a kill file and waste more of our time.

9  Not having enough sense if you must continue your stupidity
    to at least take you mindless drivel to email where all you'll
    bother is each other and not everyone.

10 Likely not knowing who I'm talking about or if you do, not to care
     and only continue to make bigger fools of yourselves.

Since it's obvious the two individuals probably don't have a clue, I'm
talking about you XXX and YYY. You've done nothing but disrupt
this Newsgroup for days and long ago have worn out your welcome.
It's time you both SHUT UP! You make Bevis and Butt Head look
intelligent. Now be good little boys and apologize to everyone.

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