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Redneck Computer Lingo
"Keyboard" - Place to hang your truck keys.
"Window" - Place in the truck to hang your guns.
"Floppy" - When you run out of Polygrip.
"Modem" - How you got rid of your dandelions.
"ROM" - Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.
"Reboot" - What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.
"Network" - Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line.
"Mouse" - Fuzzy, soft thing you stuffed in your beer bottle in order to get
a free case.
"LAN" - To borrow as in "Hel Delbert! LAN me yore truck."
"Cursor" - What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or
girlfriend.
"bit" - A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the
porch longways."
"digital control" - What yore fingers do on the TV remote.
"packet" - What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip.
"Hard Drive" - Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with three flat tires and
pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.
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