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New Security ProductMarketing meets with engineering about a product. Marketing asks, "So, tell us about your new security product."The engineer replies, "Well, since we needed 6 months and you only gave us one, right now all it does it erase your disk drive. Unless you're on a network." Marketing inquires, "What happens if you're on a network?" The reply comes, "It erases EVERYBODY'S disk drive." Another engineer continues, "And heaven help you if you have a modem. It calls up your friends and erases their PCs." Marketing says, "We'll call it QuikProtect." The first engineer continues, "If you have a sound card it swears at you."
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