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New Security Product

Marketing meets with engineering about a product. Marketing asks, "So, tell us about your new security product."

The engineer replies, "Well, since we needed 6 months and you only gave us one, right now all it does it erase your disk drive. Unless you're on a network."

Marketing inquires, "What happens if you're on a network?" The reply comes, "It erases EVERYBODY'S disk drive."

Another engineer continues, "And heaven help you if you have a modem. It calls up your friends and erases their PCs."

Marketing says, "We'll call it QuikProtect."

The first engineer continues, "If you have a sound card it swears at you."

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