NDD: The Cure All


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NDD: The Cure All

Bob: Thank you for calling customer support how can I help you?
luser: I have a problem logging in.
Bob: What kind of problem.
luser: I get an error.
Bob: What kind of error?
luser: Error 0222 [Thinking] Legitimate error [/Thinking]
Bob: How are you logging in?
luser: With these wires
Bob: [Thinking] Shit I've got a genius on the line with 10 minutes before I leave [/Thinking] What kind of wires?
luser: The ones that transfer and receive data [Thinking] O.K. now he is trying to redeem himself. Too bad. It's way too late [/Thinking]
Bob: Are you trying to dial up with a modem? [Thinking] Just went way over this guys head [/Thinking]
luser: Oh, is that what they call it now. [Thinking] No. We changed it from ESP a year ago because it implied too much intelligence. I'll have him run Norton Disk Doctor so I can get off the phone. [/Thinking]
Bob: O.K. We are going to have to run NDD to see if there is a problem with your drive.
luser: NDD what?
Bob: [Thinking = SHIT!!!!!!!!!] Can I talk to your Lan Operator?
luser: Yep. Hang on.
lanop: This is George. How can I help you? [Thinking] OH SHIT! The world's dumbest lanop...[/Thinking]
Bob: Goerge, how are you? Listen, we need to run NDD and scan the hard drive for bad sectors. [Thinking] This should take them a while.[/Thinking]
lanop: OK. How do I do that again?
Bob: (Thinking = F^%CK!!!!) Turn the laptop off. Put the disk in and start the laptop. Then let it sit there and call us back.
lanop: OK. When it's done, I'll call you back on your personal line.

The personal line does not bother me because I'll be home by the time when he gets done. Unfortunately, there is no way I can stop them from getting my personal line, we have a global directory that gets updated once a week. So even if I delete it, it will just come back. Oh well, one more voice mail that is not going to get answered.

Mr. Fix it...........Now, if it works, don't touch it. You'll break it and then call me...

Submitted on June 4, 1997 to alt.tech-support.recovery by Jon Aponte [email protected]

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