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Sales Makes a Move

Sales Manager: "Hey, Scott! Buddy! Listen, we moved some of the terminals around out in sales, and now they aren't working. What, is there some kind of system problem today? We're also having some problems getting the printers to work..."

Me: [Lays phone on desk, takes deep breath, looks at soothing photographs on wall, thinks of picnic with wife in fragrant glade...]

SM: "So what's the matter with this junk? We plugged it all back in just right..."

Me: [Reconsiders life choices, reflects on the liberal arts degree somewhere in my repertoire...]

Murder is probably The Wrong Thing. I mean, you can get into super-hot water for actually killing someone, no? Even sales managers, so they say...

Sign Me: Not Going Postal... yet...

Submitted on 4/26/97 to alt.sysadmin.recovery, scotts@ (Scott K. Stafford)

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