SMILIES: The Unofficial Smilie Dictionary

:-)	;;  Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic 
            or joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix. 
;-)	;;  Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark.  
            More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smilie. 
:-(	;;  Frowning smilie. User did not like that last statement 
            or is upset or depressed about something. 
:-I	;;  Indifferent smilie. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as 
            good as a happy smilie 
:->	;;  User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than 
            a :-).  >:->  User just made a really devilish remark. 
>;->	;;  Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made. 



(-:	;;  User is left handed 
%-)	;;  User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight 
:*)	;;  User is drunk 
[:]	;;  User is a robot 
8-)	;;  User is wearing sunglasses 
B:-)	;;  Sunglasses on head 
::-)	;;  User wears normal glasses 
B-)	;;  User wears horn-rimmed glasses 
8:-)	;;  User is a little girl 
:-)-8	;;  User is a Big girl 
:-{)	;;  User has a mustache 
:-{}	;;  User wears lipstick 
{:-)	;;  User wears a toupee 
}:-(	;;  Toupee in an updraft 
:-[	;;  User is a Vampire 
:-E	;;  Bucktoothed vampire 
:-F	;;  Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing 
:-7	;;  User just made a wry statement 
:-*	;;  User just ate something sour 
:-)~	;;  User drools 
:-~)	;;  User has a cold 
:'-(	;;  User is crying 
:'-)	;;  User is so happy, s/he is crying 
:-@	;;  User is screaming 
:-#	;;  User wears braces 
:^)	;;  User has a broken nose 
:v)	;;  User has a broken nose, but it's the other way 
:_)	;;  User's nose is sliding off of his face 
:<)	;;  User is from an Ivy League School 
:-&	;;  User is tongue tied. 
=:-)	;;  User is a hosehead 
-:-)	;;  User is a punk rocker 
-:-(	;;  (real punk rockers don't smile) 
:=)	;;  User has two noses 
+-:-)	;;  User is the Pope or holds some other religious office 
`:-)	;;  User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning 
,:-)	;;  Same thing...other side 
|-I	;;  User is asleep 
|-O	;;  User is yawning/snoring 
:-Q	;;  User is a smoker 
:-?	;;  User smokes a pipe 
O-)	;;  Megaton Man On Patrol!  (or else, user is a scuba diver) 
O:-)	;;  User is an angel (at heart, at least) 
:-P	;;  Nyahhhh! 
:-S	;;  User just made an incoherent statement 
:-D	;;  User is laughing (at you!) 
:-X	;;  User's lips are sealed 
:-C	;;  User is really bummed 
<|-)	;;  User is Chinese 
<|-(	;;  User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes 
:-/	;;  User is skeptical 
C=:-)	;;  User is a chef 
@=	;;  User is pro-nuclear war 
*<:-)	;;  User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat 
:-o	;;  Uh oh! 
(8-o	;;  It's Mr. Bill! 
*:o)	;;  And Bozo the Clown! 
3:]	;;  Pet smilie 
3:[	;;  Mean Pet smilie 
d8=	;;  Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat. 
E-:-)	;;  User is a Ham radio operator 
:-9	;;  User is licking his/her lips 
%-6	;;  User is braindead 
[:-)	;;  User is wearing a walkman 
(:I	;;  User is an egghead 
<:-I	;;  User is a dunce 
K:P	;;  User is a little kid with a propeller beenie 
@:-)	;;  User is wearing a turban 
:-0	;;  No Yelling!  (Quiet Lab) 
:-:	;;  Mutant Smilie 
.-)	;;  User only has one eye 
,-)	;;  Ditto...but he's winking 
X-(	;;  User just died 
8:-)	;;  User is a wizard 
C=}>;*{))	;;  Mega-Smilie... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee 
            in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin 



Note	A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smilies. 



:)	;;  Midget smilie 
:]	;;  Gleep...a friendly midget smilie who will gladly be your friend 
=)	;;  Variation on a theme... 
:}	;;  - What should we call these? (what?) 
:)	;;  Happy 
:>	;;  what? 
:@	;;  what? 
:D	;;  Laughter 
:I	;;  Hmmm... 
:(	;;  Sad 
:[	;;  Real Downer 
:<	;;  what? 
:{	;;  what? 
:O	;;  Yelling 
:C	;;  what? 
:Q	;;  what? 
:,(	;;  Crying 
[]	;;  Hugs and 
:*	;;  Kisses 
|I	;;  Asleep 
|^o	;;  Snoring 



:-`	;;  smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco 
:-1	;;  smiley bland face 
:-!	;;  smiley bland face 
:-@	;;  smiley face screaming 
:-#|	;;  smiley face with bushy mustache 
:-$	;;  smiley face with it's mouth wired shut 
:-%	;;  smiley banker 
:-6	;;  smiley after eating something sour 
:^)	;;  smiley with pointy nose (righty) 
:-7	;;  smiley after a wry statement 
8-)	;;  smiley swimmer 
:-*	;;  smiley after eating something bitter 
:-&	;;  smiley which is tongue-tied 
:-0	;;  smiley orator 
 	;;  invisible man 
(:-(	;;  unsmiley frowning 
(:-)	;;  smiley big-face 
):-)	;;  smiley big-face 
):-(	;;  unsmiley big-face 
)8-)	;;  scuba smiley big-face 
=:-)	;;  smiley punk-rocker 
=:-(	;;  (real punk rockers don't smile) 
+:-)	;;  smiley priest 
:-q	;;  smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose 
:-e	;;  disappointed smiley 
:-t	;;  cross smiley 
:-i	;;  semi-smiley 
:-o	;;  smiley singing national anthem 
:-p	;;  smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!) 
:-[	;;  un-smiley blockhead 
:-]	;;  smiley blockhead 
:-{	;;  smiley variation on a theme 
:-}	;;  ditto 
{:-)	;;  smiley with its hair parted in the middle 
}:-)	;;  above in an updraft 
:-a	;;  lefty smilely touching tongue to nose 
:-s	;;  smiley after a BIZARRE comment 
:-d	;;  lefty smiley razzing you 
g-)	;;  smiley with ponce-nez glasses 
:-j	;;  left smiling smilely 
:-k	;;  beats me, looks like something, though 
:-l	;;  y. a. s. 
:-:	;;  mutant smiley 
:-	;;  undecided smiley 
:-|	;;  "have an ordinary day" smiley 
;-)	;;  winking smiley 
:-<	;;  real sad smiley 
:->	;;  y.a.s. 
:-z	;;  y.a.c.s. 
:-x	;;  "my lips are sealed" smiley 
:-c	;;  bummed out smiley 
:-v	;;  talking head smiley 
:v)	;;  left-pointing nose smiley 
:-b	;;  left-pointing tongue smiley 
:-/	;;  lefty undecided smiley 
:-?	;;  smilely smoking a pipe 
.-]	;;  one-eyed smilely 
,-}	;;  wry and winking 
0-)	;;  smiley cyclops (scuba diver?) 
:-=)	;;  older smiley with mustache 
:u)	;;  smiley with funny-looking left nose 
:n)	;;  smiley with funny-looking right nose 
:<	;;  midget unsmiley 
:>	;;  midget smiley 
}:^#})	;;  mega-smiley:  updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley 
            with a double-chin 
:-)	;;  ha ha 
~~:-(	;;  net.flame 
|-)	;;  hee hee 
O|-)	;;  net.religion 
|-D	;;  ho ho 
:->	;;  hey hey 
8:-I	;;  net.unix-wizards 
:-(	;;  boo hoo 
X-(	;;  net.suicide 
:-I	;;  hmm 
E-:-I	;;  net.ham-radio 
:-O	;;  uh oh 
>:-I	;;  net.startrek 
:-P	;;  nyah nyah 
3:o[	;;  net.pets 
|-P	;;  yuk 



:-}	;;  beard 
:-{	;;  mustache 
:-#	;;  braces 
:-X	;;  bow tie 
:-Q	;;  smoker 
<:I	;;  dunce 
(:I	;;  egghead 
@:I	;;  turban 



8-)	;;  glasses 
B-)	;;  horn-rims 
8:-)	;;  glasses on forehead 
:-8(	;;  condescending stare 
;-)	;;  wink 
>:-<	;;  mad 




  :-(	;; Drama 
  :-)	;; Comedy 
  :-o	;; Surprise 
  8-|	;; Suspense 



  :-	;; Male 
  >-	;; Female 
  |-O	;; Birth 
  8-#	;; Death 
  8	;; Infinity 

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