The Top 15 Signs Your Webmaster is in a Cult

14> Repetition of same banner ads: Stoli, Mott's... Stoli, Mott's...

13> He brings twenty-three wives to the office Holiday Party.

12> Instead of counting up visitors, your site counts down days to the apocalypse.

11> Suddenly your travel agency's site is featuring inter-planetary excursions for comet watching and one-way tickets to Guyana.

10> His home page says "Best viewed from the Mothership."

9> Your website's "Hall of Fame" inductees required to do stint handing out flowers at airport.

8> Your website is honored as the David Koresh Fan Club's "Site of the Day."

7> She has 38 roommates, yet is oddly stress-free.

6> Insists that Sabbath actually begins when "X-files" ends.

5> Frequently mutters about the "Prophet Steve Jobs" returning to rescue the true believers.

4> Not only does he understand Unix, he *IS* one.

3> Big "N" on your browser replaced by spinning head of Charles Manson.

2> He only answers to the name, "Doe-bert."

and the Number 1 Sign Your Webmaster is in a Cult...

1> Ugly clothes; insufficient diet; lack of sleep; goofy haircut; lives in a mansion; has many followe... Hey, wait a minute! That's Bill Gates!!

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